Is it Incompetence or just Negligence? – 39 days to election day!

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Me: How are you?
Honorable Uhuru: Am cool? You have received the GOK Unga yet?
Me: Yeah! Its sweeter by the way, hope you didn’t add something…
Honorable Uhuru: What? Who could do that?
Me: You know…
Honorable Uhuru: hehe…hehe! No, we didn’t. its Mexico maize. That’s how it tastes!
Me: Oh, okay! (mockingly…) That’s “cool” then…
Honorable Uhuru: Now what up?
Me:  There is this thing…
Honorable Uhuru: What?
Me: Well, I mean…
Honorable Uhuru: Wait, I still got your vote?
Me: Me: about that, also…
Honorable Uhuru: Honorable Uhuru: (in a sober and serious tone) Wacha mchezo kijana!
Me: Let’s say I wanted to vote you…
Honorable Uhuru: ehe…!
Me: Why would I?
Honorable Uhuru: Log in to delivery! delivery.go.ke!
Me: a…
Honorable Uhuru: You will see what we have done there
Me: That’s funny but anyway. The thing I wanted to talk to you about is this thing about votes
Honorable Uhuru: Don’t worry! We got it.
Me : What do you mean?
Honorable Uhuru: We are winning…
Me: You and who?
Honorable Uhuru: Us! You, me, Ruto…
Me: So you expect my vote automatically?
Honorable Uhuru: Absolutely! You are from my tribe!
Me: Wow! and if not?
Honorable Uhuru: Well, that’s unfortunate! And u…
Me: So, tell me… I applied for a transfer in polling station, only…
Honorable Uhuru: You see… you would not have done it earlier that easily!
Me: I meant to say “only to find myself at the same polling station”
Honorable Uhuru: uuh…! What will you do?
Me: I will not vote!
Honorable Uhuru: What?
Me: You heard right! Am not going to vote!
Honorable Uhuru: Why? You should be a responsible citizen!
Me: Well, perhaps you should try being a citizen too!
Honorable Uhuru: What? As in, what do you mean?
Me: You should try surviving on one mean per day, using all your money for fare and …
Honorable Uhuru: No Kenyan is living like that! I know my people! We are a strong and healthy nation!
Me: You truly are not Kenyan! You defend incompetency, negligence, corruption by rejecting their existence hence hindering justice!
Honorable Uhuru: That’s the work of the justice department!
Me: Under whose authority?
Me: If part of your government fails, you fail too!
Honorable Uhuru: What can I do? I mean, to change your mind about the vote?
Me: Nothing! I have decided not to travel many miles just to vote then return at the same position!
Honorable Uhuru: I can give you fare… 1 million, what do you say?
Me: I say give every Kenyan the right to pride in their own tribe. Make us all equal. Admit failure to fight corruption and make visible strides to fight tribal discrimination! Bridge the gap between the rich and the poor not by building railways but by empowering that poor guy who created a classroom chopper with a motorbike engine.
Honorable Uhuru: So, are you taking the fare?
Me: Let me think…well, no! not that I don’t need it, but…but I would rather not betray Kenya! I must admit, it feels proud to do this!
Honorable Uhuru: Okay, I will make sure I observe your issues next term in office, any more advice?
Me: Of course, yes! Look at the NASA manifesto! It has almost everything!
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About Kabue Charles

I am an instigator of artistic, intelligent and mind boggling softwares. I love C#, envy C++, and one day I might try CUDA. I prefer solving complex and mission impossible problems in a new or old but innovative way. Am intrigued by machine learning challenges, security critical challenges, and privacy challenges like a real serverless peer-to-peer communication. I am usually literally stressed when a day goes by without learning or doing something new. I avoid repetition whenever possible. Away from computers, I enjoy capturing moments of life and nature with 1080 (…and above) pixel pictures and videos. I like details, accuracy, idealistic but realistic personalities. I love futurist’s but I hate fantasy. A decent, moderate and gentle character is my favorite. I avoid shame like a plague, confront my fears with facts, and I am very constant with opinions and beliefs. I love suits (…but don’t wear them), arsenal football club (…I only know the manager), and I have no favorite food. Reading and writing poems helps me retain my sobriety. I consider myself funny, privileged, a renaissance man and sometimes shy. I believe in things unseen and incomprehensible.

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